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Regular price $ 38.00

Who needs pie when you have cookies???

Thanksgiving minus the family, turkey, stuffing and pie. Our favorite thanksgiving flavors in ditch the pie: pecan pie(ish), pumpkin X 3 chips, apple pie (ish), s'mores pie

pecan {cookie} pie quadruple chocolate pie base X filled with the best parts of pecan pie....chocolate, pecans and caramel

apple pie {ish}: Brown butter butter cookie base (no chips) filled with hand cut, yes HAND CUT granny smith apples, cinnamon, house made caramel X streusel crumble topping.

pumpkin:  pumpkin 3chip cookie base+milk, white & semi sweet chips X covered in cinnamon sugar

S'mores pie: big.fat.cookie graham crust X bittersweet chocolate ganache X toasted mini marshmallows

FOUR PACK: one of each

EIGHT PACK:  two of each 

DOZEN PACK: three of each

Made with the best ingredients we are able to source.

These big, fat, SIX+++ ounce cookies will make you the hit of the office party,  blind date, family reunion, Summer BBQ, Thanksgiving feast, day after your friends break up, or just get them for yourself!

A little crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside.

Our cookies have a shelf life of 10 days, after that we suggest freezing.

To warm, bring to room temperature (if frozen) warm in a 350 degree oven for 5-8 minutes- you will have a melty chocolate inside with a crispy cookie outside!

If freezing isn't your thing, our cookies morph in to a versatile biscotti type cookie after 3 days- simply slice- leave uncovered (yes, uncovered) and dunk in your cappuccino for days to come!

Wanna share?  Slice the BIG FATS into wedges or long slices...freeze the pieces for a cookie emergency (which is now by the way!) 

Contains: wheat flour, whole oats,  sugar, butter/ milk, chocolate chips (sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, sunflower lecithin, vanilla), eggs, salt, leavening, cocoa powder, milk chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, cocoa powder, Pecans, apple, marshmallow, cinnamon, graham cracker. Contains peanuts, Pecans, tree nuts.


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