We ship Monday-Thursday.* Please read shipping cutoff carefully before ordering. Inclement weather WILL cause transit delays. Please plan accordingly as expedited shipping & transit times are NOT guaranteed by UPS & FEDEX. We are cookie makers, not freight experts. Please be nice:)

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Shipping Info:

Shipping Days: Monday – Wednesday (Thursday if our schedule allows)

Shipping Carrier: UPS or Fedex

Orders received by Wednesday at 11:00 am (CST): ship the same day. Inclement weather will cause shipping delays.)

Plan accordingly. We do not recommend paying for expedited shipping. UPS & FEDEx do not guarantee exact arrival dates. 

Although, we will try our very best to send same day, some orders placed Wednesday after 11:00 am (CST) may ship either the next week OR  if our production schedule allows, we may send packages Thursday.

Make sure to check tracking emailed upon shipment.  

If you need a specific ship date, you must include a note with your order. It is very difficult for us to track follow up emails asking for a specific ship date. 

Shipping Address Changes: We ship to addresses as provided.  As a very small business we cannot afford to replace cookies sent by customer error to an incorrect address.

Package Tracking: Please follow tracking email sent (which will be sent automatically once the package is shipped) once package ships in case we are able to ship earlier than quoted above

  • Make sure your shipping address is correct. We are unable to replace packages if they are stolen, if we are given an incorrect address, or if meant to send to your boss and by mistake sent to your ex mother-in-law. 
  • Track your package using the tracking number provided. Please be on the lookout for your package so your cookies don't get melted, frozen or meet some other unwanted fate!
  • Sometimes we create shipping labels a few days in advance of shipping. This does not mean your cookies have shipped, it means a label has been created. 
  • Oftentimes mail carriers throw the cookies over a fence or into a bush. Sometimes they are delivered to a receiving room or a neighbor. Once a package tracks as delivered, 99.9% of the time it has been delivered.  
  • Please do not let your cookies sit outside in the elements, they could melt or freeze!
  • Orders cannot typically be received on Monday as we do not ship over the weekend
  • We are not responsible for items left unattended once they have been delivered

Large Orders Require Signature: Orders of a dozen or more packs often require signature upon delivery

Priority of Shipments: Orders are shipped in the order they are received. Example: an order received on Wednesday has priority over an order received five days later on Monday. Waiting to place an order on Monday for same day shipping is not a safe bet. Most likely orders placed Monday will ship Tuesday or Wednesday depending on how busy we are

Transit Time: Begins when package is shipped, not when order is placed

Shipping Delays: We do everything possible to ensure that your orders are baked, packed, and shipped ON TIME! Occasionally, UPS experiences shipping delays. We share your frustration and feel your pain. UPS estimates transit times. They are not always accurate and we have no control over shipping times, but the vast majority of orders will arrive on time

Ground Shipping Timing: Ground shipping typically takes 1-5 days, depending on proximity to Chicago

Local Delivery Options:

  • Grubhub
  • Doordash
  • Ubereats


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